I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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