Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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