As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
