Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize