you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
its not stalking. its research.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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