Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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