no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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