Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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