is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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