Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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