somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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