I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i think i just lost a toe
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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