How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
