I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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