D3 body, D1 cock
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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