Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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