Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
worst night to have a conscience
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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