So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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