Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
its liver damage thursday
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
