Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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