If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
