He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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