I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
