I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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