I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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