Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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