Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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