It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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