I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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