How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
