I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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