I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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