I hope mine doesn't look like that
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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