I've blown a few things in my day
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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