It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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