Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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