doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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