Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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