You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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