god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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