yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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