She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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