going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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