Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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