HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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