Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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