So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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