he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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