I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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