I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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