But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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