i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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